." she bent down to the cowering man, poking his head, "I, however, am a connoisseur, okay? I spent all week looking forward to this, if you expect to...be one of my goblets, you're gonna be strict about your diet, okay?" Yes!" The man insisted into the floor, "I'm sorry, Chrys! It won't happen again!"Chrys sighed, putting her hands behind her head as she turned around to the crowd. "Who's still undrained?" Of the crowd of men, only three raised their hands. "Okay, how long have you saved up?". Did you fly first class? I wouldn’t be caught dead in coach. All those people crowded in like cattle. Ugh!” “I flew coach.” Noelle said, practically trotting to keep up with her Aunt’s brisk strides. “Tsk, my dear sister was always the frugal sort,” Alexis snorted. “Before we go to my loft, we must stop at my favorite boutique and get you some decent clothes. We can’t have you running about looking as if you clean offices for a living.” “But I like wearing jeans...” Noelle began as they swept. "Just think, Carl, we'll be able to make love overnight at my apartmentand maybe even spend the whole weekend together. No one will be thewiser." But he's sure to do a background check on me and find that yourgirlfriend is really a boyfriend," I countered."Yes, I've thought of that already. Today I had a close friend of minehack into the public records and change your name to Cindy. As far asthe world is concerned you are now a woman." Seeing the look of shock onmy face she continued, "It's no. You see we have the reputation of being geeks or nerds, or whatever with the sexual charisma of a passing warthog - well just remember - Fred warthog might just be loved by Michelle warthog - so there.So I was in the office, server down, changing some of its innards - doesn't matter which bits really - MP3 player on, Pink Floyd's The Division Bell hammering out in my earpieces, so I wasn't paying much attention to anything other than what I was bent over. Didn't think there was anyone else in.