The objective: “To outlast opponents by stretching and entwining your body like a human pretzel around a large vinyl sheet emblazoned with multicolo...ed dots, without falling down.”The real objective, of course, is to have sex on the mat.Strategy? Move toward your opponent’s portion of the mat to force him to go over or under you. Over or under? We know what we like, but if you haven’t played with him before, maybe it’s best to settle for the bottom.Tactics?Goose him for a quick collapse. The. At least he would be among other folk. He had hardly made up his mind to do that, when his phone rang.It was Bridget McLeod.“Victor,” she sang in her Scottish lilt, “James and I were talking about your visit, and your news about your sister. Would you consider coming to us for Christmas and Hogmanay? There are going to be a few guests who come every year. Better than being on your own, and you’ve been through a wee bit of trouble from what we’ve read in the papers.”Victor was delighted. “Thank. " How's that?" Let me surprise you. Are you game?" I guess so." Are you excited?" Yes." Will you play with your pussy for me in the car?"Jack expected the preacher's wife to slap his face, but to his surprise she pulled her dress up and spread her legs. He saw her pussy and then her fingers between her legs. Jack couldn't believe the woman who had thought it a sin to touch herself was now blatantly doing it in his car while driving in broad daylight.Watching the preacher's wife masturbate had. If you are discreet...I would be willing to do just about anything...within reason...if I could use them for...a while."I told her to put on the glasses. She did so. "You can see that my cock is very hard." I said it as a statement of fact because she was staring at my jeans. She nodded her head and whispered, "yes". " How wet are you Miss Wilkins?" She took off the glasses and lucked up at my face. "I haven't been this wet EVER. If you wanted to fuck me right here on my desk I am ready.