When he knocked at the door, I opened it for him.His name was Paul and I offered him something to drink.We kept getting closer and closer on the couch...until it finally happened. We started kissing and making out. He was very confident, since his hands started exploring my body. His phone rang and he talked for a while. He suddenly asked me if some of his friends could come over and hangout with us. I saw no real reason to say no, because this guy seemed so charming…We continued to make it out,. “Who?”“Sean, your son.”“Prove it!”“You owe me two months allowance!” Sean shouted back.“I just had to make sure it was you.”Sean frowned and asked, “Who else would it be?”There was a little rattle at the door. The knob slowly turned. The door opened about an inch which was just enough to make out his mother’s eye. She asked, “Are you alone?”“Yes,” Sean answered little around to see if there was anyone else around. The only one in the yard was the gnome and he was still lying on his side.“Quick,. (the next day. Kaoru and Kiheh are walking through town. A crowd has gathered.)Kaoru: Have they caught somebody?Police: Hey, stop that! Come quietly!Vagabond: Oro.Kaoru: The vagabond! (running forward) You're still in town?Vagabond (from the ground): Oh, it's Miss Kaoru. I almost didn't recognize you in women's clothes--Kaoru (turning her back): I don't have to help.Vagabond: Oro ro... Kaoru: Oh, for pete's sake. (to the policeman) What's he done?Policeman: As you can see, he's broken the edict. I was still guzzling down a soda when Mrs. Stallman, who had since regained consciousness, but not quite fully recovered from her climax came strolling up to me."It would appear Tiffany was right about you." She told me."Thank you ma'am, I just wanted to assure my future mother-in-law that her daughter was in good hands." I replied with a grin."You really feel that strongly about your relationship with my daughter, after just a few weeks of dating?" She questioned."Ma'am, my heart knew that.