I won't come between you and your wife, or compete with her for your affections. Understood?" Understood, absolutely. And if it helps, I'm crazy about...my wife." As you should be."*****I flew home the next day, and Janet met me at the airport. By the time we got home, it was late at night. Janet took the babysitter home, and I was already in bed when she returned.Did you have a good visit?" she asked me."It was really amazing," I said. "We got reconnected on some really deep levels." That's. ", I replied."Which one would you buy if you needed a hammer?"I studied the display and decided the one in the center looked like the best. "The one in the center." Look at it carefully and see if there is any difference between it and the one beside it. Other than the red paint on the head and a colorful sticker or two they look almost identical and one would drive nails as good as the other."I looked again and I had to agree with her. "You're right." Want to bet the first one you picked out. ” “Do I still get the new shoes?” “If you let me get some real nice pictures, I’ll buy you anything up to a hundred bucks. Plus you still get the change from the burgers. Deal?” I knew Stephanie would have flashed me for free, but I wanted to get her thinking about being sexy for money. I let her get by with a quick up and down the first time, more interested in getting a playful look from her than I was at getting a good shot of her titties. Then I coaxed her into taking off her top and. I swear I weighed my options for about for every bit of 3 or 4 minutes, lol. So I message him back and told him to come on over, and he was there in like 7 minutes. He pulls out his money and peeled off 3 crispy $20 bills and gave them to me. I was on my knees, face down, ass up as fast as you can say "cha-ching". I ain't gonna lie y'all, I was nervous as fuck because I've never had nobody to eat my ass before, male or female, but that had to be the best muthafuckin ass eating session across.