As I was getting to the side, my bike slid near the shed and I fell. A few people came to help me up and I managed to get up and find a place under th... shed. The rain wasn’t stopping and slowly one by one, people started leaving.I didn’t wanna take another risk of traveling in the rain. So I just stood there with the other two-three people alongside. That was when I saw a girl, black hair, red churidar, definitely not Chennai based, probably Hindi (I could guess because I have my roots up north. I was admiring myself in the mirror as Zoe came up behind me with the of her hair iron things. She wrapped my hair around this baton-like device, then letting it go. I watched in fascination as my usually straight hair started to curl. Bit by bit, she curled my hair till I looked completely different. It was like an out of body experience. Zoe sat me down in front of her dresser. She pulled up a chair in front on me and opened her makeup bag. She pulled out a pair of tweezers and held my head. Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn’t?A: Her navel.Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?A: You’re my breast friend.Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?A: Her boobs were too big for B shells.Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?A: To make suckers out of men!Q: What do call the moisture on Dolly Parton’s chest?A: Mountain DEWQ: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits?A: Her snatch.Q: What does Kentucky Fried. I could practically feel them.’ ‘I can just picture it.’ He encouraged. I was startled. I had almost even forgotten I was walking. I had been fully engulfed in painting my memory and the cruise-controlled movements of my body had been propelling me while my mind was otherwise occupied. Now I was curious about my companion. ‘What’s your most exotic hike?’ I recovered enough to ask. ‘Walking on a private island in the South China Sea just off Palawan. I saw alligator-sized cousins of the Komodo.