This one is compliments of JerryYou Know You Are In A Redneck Church If... ... people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5,000, whether the two f...sh were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. ... when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up. ... opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. ... A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't. Aur rung dal kar who bhag kar bathroom ki taraf jane lagi. Mein bhi unki taraf picche pichhe bagha unhone jaldi se bathroom ka gate band kar liya tha lakin khuda ki mahar se woh itne darwaja band hi nahin kar payi thi ki mein bhi aandar gus gaya aab hum dono bathroom mein the maine apni jeb mein se rung nikala aur chachi ko rung lagaya toh china japti mein mera haath unke blouse ke aandar chala gaya aur unka blouse fat gaya mujhe badi sharam aayi phir mein baathoom ke aandar se bahar nikal. " I smiled and said I was going inside to shower and relax. She gave me a hug, and I felt her full and firm breasts against my chest, and began to think I needed to feel more of her.I spent the evening relaxing on the sofa watching movies, and decided to go to bed about midnight. My sleep was prevented by thoughts of Bev, Thea, and Gloria, and I realized how horny almost three weeks of no sex had made me. After and hour and a half, I decided to go next door to see if Gloria could help solve my. Yep I don't think there was a single hard-on to be had on that whole flight. Finally I was on the last plane of the trip. Most, if not all of us, had split to go to our respective homes. I was beat but excited, not long now and I would be back in town ready for action! The flight was pretty empty since it was one of the last to depart Atlanta. In fact before the flight left the gate one of the flight attendants had bumped me up to business class, which was pretty cool of her. It didn't hurt.