In fact, just about everything regarding England made him want to leave. He knew money was needed for that dream to flourish but there was no chance, ...n this day and age, of earning enough cash legitimately. Now most legitimate companies' employ new staff on the zero hour contracts, banks were the quickest way to acquire it. He told himself that the money taken was insured therefore it hurt nobody. He was only taking back from the establishment all the hard-earned cash they had taken from him. According to Jack, the place was so overrun with displaced children, and so understaffed, that other kids they'd taken from there had never even made the newspapers. Seems the staff there was so afraid of anyone finding out they had lost kids that they told the parents that the court had terminated their rights and the kids had been adopted out... and back then, all such records were sealed, so even if wasn't true, there was no way to find out. I began to wonder how many such parents would. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"So the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.Tarzan & Jane are swinging through the trees one day, with Tarzan repeatedly making his jungle call.Suddenly he lets out an almighty ear-splitting shriek.He turns to Jane and says "Jane, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times ... GRAB! THE! VINE!!!"-- and two that go togetherQ: Why do elephants paint their balls red?A: So they can hide in. Your jackets will arrive later this afternoon. Prudence, please get rid of all the clothes on the floor.’ Victoria picked up her jacket and threw it over her shoulder. ‘Jo-Ann, please come to my office.’ With that, we were dismissed. Like a puppy dog, I followed Victoria into her spacious but very personalized office. Her desk was in the far corner with two stone walls covering her back. Two beige leather chairs stood in front of the desk. One glass wall faced reception, the passage and the.