“WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK”Translated: “I make the messes; she cleans them up”.A guy was driving down a long stretch of country highway, when he ...pproached a fruit stand. The sign above read “We have peaches that taste like anything and everything, guaranteed!”The man thought about it, and decided to stop. He thought this has to be bullshit. So he approaches the old, feeble man behind the stand and says “So, you have peaches that taste like strawberries and cream?” The old man hands him a peach. Actually, I think I deserve a reward.”“We’ll let you watch me trim her pussy hair - won’t we, Mom.”Mary Ellen called her - Mom - and I could tell she tried to catch herself, but it came out.“I’m so sorry - I think of my mom so much - and you remind me of her. You’re so much fun and I love you already. You make me want to be your daughter - not just your daughter-in-law.”She sobbed against mom’s chest as Mom held her. “You call can me Mom, from now own, Mary Ellen. I’ll be your mom and we’ll. Lagbhag 15 min.ke bad maine usko kaha mai zarne vala hu to boli mai bhi aa rahi hu.aur ekdam se hum dono ne apna pani chod diya aur shant hoke usee position mai let gaya.thodi der ke bad uske baju mai jake so gaya.karib dopher ke 4 baje meri neend khuli,to maine apne kapde phaney aur usko neend se jagaya,kaha ki mai tution ko jake aata hu.itna kahkar mai chala gaya .Sham ko jab mai Tution se waps aaya to dekha uski saheli aaye hue thi.mai to usee dekhkar ekdam dang rah gaya kya Maal thi wo.uska. Please." Maybe you'd put on some clothes while you drink it," the bartender suggested as he handed a cup over.Ree'al looked down noticing that he had no shirt, pants, nor under clothes. "Good idea!" he laughed.He made it as far as his room and collapsed face down into bed.Hours later a cold bucket of water rouse him but a little. A second did the job. "You missed a spot," Ree'al spoke through his pain."Get two more buckets," a woman spoke.Her voice was beautiful, Ree'al didn't want to hear it..