If she doesn’t answer, she’s passed out.” I heard the commotion of Mike and Billy arguing over who was going upstairs first and I started gettin... edgy. I got back into the tub and slid the curtain over just enough to see in, and then I grabbed my eye pack, put it on and lie back. I heard someone creeping up the stairs so I put my elbow on the tub and let my arm fall out into the room. I couldn’t see but I could hear someone slowly open the door. I waited a minute and could feel the presence of. BiSissy: Ok :D, but I need to change first. JockCock22: No deal, slut. You can wear something over the clothes you're going to wear, but I want you dressed up in your most slutty clothes. JockCock22 has signed off.I was so excited. I got up and pulled on a really short black skirt that barely covered my girlish ass and a tight black tank top. I covered them up with a sweatshirt and sweatpants, took another sip of vodka to calm my nerves and headed over to Clark Hall. It was pretty late but. The gentle, so wonderfully gentle tease of my masculinity with the touch of a finger tip as she kissed me deep – then the feel of her hand grasp me so tight and wanting as, finishing the kiss, she would progress down over my chest and garnish with crushed black cherries, smothering and sucking in the juice all there time, then the crescendo and I always knew without looking, my eyes closed and taking in the moment, the gentle feel of her teeth just gently nibbling the head of what was now a. . it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND”.He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”“Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.“No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.“Just WHAT are.