" Are you really?" Really? I guess I am. But I meant the john." Kiss!"She tasted of toothpaste, which reminded him that he probably didn't. He hurried...into the steamy bathroom.Under the shower, he thought of her changes. He had hardly recognized his laughing, running, square-dancing, girlfriend who dressed in jeans and peasant dresses in the solemn bride clad in lace and satin. This shy creature in yards of gossamer was someone else again. He had an erection thinking about her. Oh well, it was. Claire Gerlach was climbing out of her car when I arrived. She gave me a big smile and a wave.“You’re helping with the party too, Andrew?” Claire asked.“I am,” I confirmed.“Do you need a hand carrying anything?” Claire asked.“Sure,” I agreed. “I ended up picking up the cupcakes for this afternoon. I would love a hand.” Claire carried one tray of cupcakes inside while I followed with the other. We signed in at the office. The secretary directed us to the cafeteria, where the first graders’ party. Usko dekh ke kisi bhi ladke ka choot jaye.Tab tak mera lund puri tarah se boxers se nikalne ko bekaraar tha…..Phir wo ekdum se apni choot pe haath rakhi aur zor zor se use ragadne lagi aur chillane lagi“Kahan ho mere bhai main hu tere lund ki pyaasi aaja jaldi aur meri aag ko mita ” aur wo ek 6 inch ke dildo ko wardrobe se nikalti hai aur usne puri tarah apne choot mein daalti aur uski aaah aaah aaaaah Swapnil kaisa hoga tera lund ….. mera to dimag hi udd gaya aur main 20 minute tak khada raha. - Jimmy DuranteI have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.- Zsa Zsa GaborOnly Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.- Alex LevineMy luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.- Rodney DangerfieldMoney can't buy you happiness ... But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.- Spike MilliganUntil I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.- Joe NamathI don't feel old. I don't feel.