As I en-hailed each breath I would began to get cold as each bio-toxin spread through my body. It's ironic that during our medical development we woul... invent a way to have our own victims kill themselves so that everyone involved would have no guilt. Natural death would slowly take over as the body froze to death choking on it's own lungs.As the mist started to fall I felt very scared. All I had done wrong was be poor. It wasn't my fault. It wasn't my fault my parents had me when they were on. Why would anyone want that???” My advice to those women that ask this question is to relax and give the idea some time to sink in. The first time I heard of a man wanting to become a full-time toilet, I thought the idea was preposterous too. Eventually, once I got over my initial disgusted reaction, I slowly began to realize beauty in the idea. There is such a Marquis de Sade appeal to reducing a man to such a pathetic device… There is no fate which is more pathetic than this. To take away all. Don't argue, don't plead, don't act wounded or slighted, just accept that she's not in the mood and move on. A day or a week later, she'll likely feel differently; in fact, she'll probably initiate something herself when she's feeling up to it. You getting my drift?" Yeah, I think so. But you're talking like people like me don't have any self-control, like we're always gonna be doing stupid things." See, I knew you'd catch on! That's exactly what I'm saying, Jasper. As smart as you are in the. As the synopsis suggests, this is intended to be a mix of lewd and humorous, and I can definitely see how that could put off some people.Also, I assume this goes without saying, but I'll probably end up fucking canon about as hard as our protagonist is going to be by the time this is over.)It is generally agreed upon that life as a Guardsman is hard. Combat against the horrors that the galaxy has to offer is the single most psychologically and physically taxing thing that a man can be made to.