.. and this is going to sound like a cliché ... there are other things I can do. Things that don't trigger that instant reaction. For instance, I mas...urbate ... a lot." That must take quite a bit of effort," Lola said. "For something that size, I mean." It does. I always appreciate assistance. Fortunately, there are lots of people who are willing to lend a girl a hand. Even men. I've been told that a big-enough dick can turn any man gay. I don't know about that, but guys do get into really big. Hampton, there is a call for you on line four. It is a Gail Wilson." I stopped for a moment, before pushing the button."Hello, Gail, how are you. I think of you often." Phil, do you have time to meet me at "Cheers" bar for lunch? I need a big favor." I will make time. Gail, for you, I will do anything."After we had gotten settled in our booth, I told her, "Gail, without belaboring the fact, I want you to know that I still love you."She smiled, and it was apparent that my statement had taken her. " Yes, Ma'am." There's something else, isn't there?" she asked, sitting up in the chair. "You aren't leaving, are you?" No, Ma'am." Roger isn't going to be thrilled." That's ... irrelevant," I said carefully. "The situation has changed -- quite a bit, actually. Won't he be pleased if she's picked up?"Faye eyed me. "Well, more or less -- but he won't like the idea of Rachel giving herself to you based on the idea that you might get picked up someday..." You know," I replied, "I really don't. I asked the King for permission and he wasn’t sure. I appealed through the Queen, who was far more accommodating. She reminded the King that he had two pregnant daughters thanks to me. I’m pleased to say that Sanga had even found a boyfriend! Do royals have boyfriends? Anyway it was a boy of her own age, and of very good birth, who had taken to walking hand in hand with her. It was clear he was getting interested in fucking the living daylights out of this female dumpling; well, if he was.