Six times in the last two elections.This one is compliments of DomBy happenstance, a man was in an accident, which removed his primary appendage. Whil... in the hospital and under surgery, the doctor mentioned to the victim’s wife that a baby elephant had just died, the carcass was nearby for research, and the trunk could be considered a substitute penis. With nothing to lose, the spouse said go for it and the surgical team attached the trunk.Recovery was a success. Every function seemed to be. He came over to me and took off my shirt. He said that I will feel comfortable without clothes on in there. Then he unbelted my wheelchair seatbelt and standard me up and with one hand he pulled one side of my pants down. He putted his right hand back under of my right arm pit and he reach with his left hand down my left side pants and pulled that side down. He letted my pants drop to the floor and then I just stepped out of them. He did the same with my underwear. Then he walked me over. So I was taking off a Monday and Tuesday towards the end of the month, making it a long weekend. My girlfriend was leaving for work on the Monday when I got out of bed, having enjoyed a ninety-minute lie-in. Slipping on my running gear I had gone for a forty-five minute run, returning home hot and perspiring. I left my running gear on as I brewed and drank a cup of tea while I cooled off, and then stripped, tossing my damp gear into the basket in the laundry before walking naked through the. The look he gave me expressed thanks in an awkward way. I could tell he struggled trying to acknowledge me as an equal in any way.“Hey first partner,” I called after him as he walked away, “I ever see you again, I’m gonna punch you in your upturned nose. I’m a man of word,” I tossed his way with a smile.He gave me an odd look before turning away again and walking through the gate. I turned in time to see Linara coming up to me. She licked my nose and placed a soft hand on the side of my cheek..