" she laughed."I was much more charming then." I think your bank balance says differently," she cracked."I always knew you were a grasping wench. Just...in it for the money, huh?" No, I was just grasping for your huge cock," she laughed, as she grasped his member through his slacks."What about my witty personality?" A huge cock maketh a witty man." So, I suppose that makes me Oscar Wilde?" Wasn't he gay?" OK, bad choice. How about Oscar Madison?" He was a slob. How about Charles William. "And have the banns been posted as is required in this shire, m'lord?"Potts asked.'Philip was impatient to get on with it. "I don't give a fig for yourbanns! You may stuff your banns! I'm hiring you to do your duty! And whatis your duty? Why it is to join those two innocents in holy matrimonybefore they commit the great sin of fornication! Isn't that your calling,reverend? To save us from our sins?" 'Potts removed his hat and bowed again. "That is true, m'lord..."'"How much for your services,. And he never wore underwear. I watched him closely whenever he was around either cooking food or cleaning the place or making my bed. He had free run of the house and was usually the first person I saw when he woke me up with tea or wished me good night after delivering my last packet of cigarettes for the day. We got friendly and he too enjoyed my company. He noticed my lust and was also excited. His faint and constant semi-hard on betrayed the innocent smile he always had. I also noticed that. There were many pictures of Harriet and Alan but the one I remember most vividly was the one that was taken in the Holiday Inn where Gene's wife worked. It turns out Jasmine was in on the "investigation" and let our friends into the room while Harriet and Dale were out of it. They had installed several cameras and the pictures were great. I would have definitely wanted to own a copy of the video if it hadn't had my wife as the star. They didn't even have the door closed before they were in a.