" The sketch of us appearing to make love did not give him the heart attack that Sheila prophesied, but you appearing at breakfast may well succeed wh...re the sketch failed" I laughed. "Ok! I'm up for that."You may well be when Sheila sees you naked. I bet she has some comment to make about your magnificent manhood that will get a rise out of it, if not out of you," she giggled.I made a grab for her with the intention of giving her another smack on the bottom but she evaded my grasp."Don't you. “Tell me what’s wrong.”“Jacob took the correspondence.” No, she was not happy.“Did you get to read any of it?” I intended to give it to them anyway, after I read it.“Some, just one scroll. They were instructions for the treaty between Fairview and Kalabar, slaves for supplies. He read something that got him mad. That’s when he ripped the scroll from my hands and fled with the rest of them. I tried to get him to stop but he wouldn’t listen.”“Look at me.” I waited until she met my gaze. “It’s not. I had one drink, the barman was looking at me suspiciously and I had been approached by four men before John finally turned up and asked me if I would like a drink. We role-played for thirty minutes, I expected John to ask me if I would like to go to a night club with him but he took me completely by surprise by saying, "How much for full sex?" I was flabbergasted but before I could say anything the landlord of the pub asked me to leave, John followed me outside and grabbed my mackintosh by the. "Very attractive.....is that why you were jacking off using my fucking underwear a few months ago"?I didn't have a clue how to answer Katie, my mind was foggy from the booze, I quickly said "I am so fucking sorry about that, it wasn't your panties that I was turned on by, it was.....", I stopped myself before I said something I would regret!"Then why were you doing it then, what was IT"? Katie asked.I was caught between a rock and a hard place, there was no appropriate response, but the booze.