But she wasn’t done. ‘Brad got upset and yelled at me. Isn’t he just the meanest?’ ‘Yeah, the meanest,’ Caleb parroted. ‘Brad’s really...mad now. He had a choice to stay home this weekend by himself and we could have spent more time together, but he chose to go out of spite. He said he had the biggest case of blue balls in the tri-state area. Do you ever get blue balls, Caleb?’ As she said this, she moved the hand on his leg up closer to his crotch, as if to emphasize ‘blue balls’. He didn’t. What surprised me though was how exciting I’d found it, that the Goddess I worshipped could be so dirty with a man. I had to see more. The next movie had obviously been filmed around the same time, but there were two girls this time, both with no clothes on, and there on the bed was the same bloke without his trousers and pants. Both girls looked very glamorous with hair piled up, earrings and make-up. I was trying to work out why the other girl was there, and realised I must be watching the. “He must have locked it behind him by accident,” you think to yourself out loud. You hop up off the couch, walking over to the door excitedly, hoping to find your boyfriend with an armful of snacks and junk food. As you swing the door open, your face flushes red as you realize the man standing at the door is not John, and you’re standing there in your panties. It’s Dan, and he looks as overheated as you, and in distress.“Oh shit, Dan.” you stutter, “I thought you were John, I… sorry, I would’ve. The toilets were on the edge of a car park behind one of the main streets in the town centre, so I made my way between the parked cars. It was about half full with just a few people around, making their way to and from their cars. I took a deep breath as I reached the door and walked in. There was nobody there. I walked over to the urinal and stood at one end. It was the type that's all one long urinal, with just a wall of brushed metal in front of you. My dick was only small but right now it.