Only to have a middle-aged library custodian sweep upon it some 30 minutes latter and place it with hardly a glance into her pile "re-shelves." Was sh... illiterate?! Was she frigid? Did she not see the almost-explicit, full-color pictures of fucking, frolicking lesbians on the cover? Or perhaps she just thought it a particularly alarming bit of recent, second-rate literary criticism?Oh ... I was soo disappointed. I fled the library in self-pity.But a few days later, hornier than ever, as spring. He had wanted to show his mom a good time. He felt like he was disappointing her by showing her how boring his life was. Then an idea hit him. "Hey Mom, do you want to go out tonight?"Christine was intrigued, "What do you mean go out?" I mean out to a club. There's this really great one called The Blaze just a few miles from her. I'd love to take you." Michael was really excited."Oh honey, I don't know," Christine said. "My clubbing days are long past me. Besides would you really want to be. Fast forward to Friday I only played defense and just about half the game. I did get one pick for twenty five yard and a QB sack. I was not in the stars of the game story on Saturday. We won 27-10 so I was happy. Saturday Donna came to the house Mom gave her a hard time like it was her that I had a fight before I knew she was here. I voiced my opinion on that but she was not paying any attention to me. I told Donna not to worry she will be OK. Donna and I went to the poolAbout an hour later. The list seemed endless, but hardly filled a canvass tote bag.The boys were already outside waiting for everyone and keeping an eye on their loot when Katie got lost in the yarn section. She knew how to knit and had a longing desire to make sweaters and scarfs and someday even baby clothes. In the end, she grabbed enough skeins of yarn to fill five bushel baskets, plus a variety of needles.Once everyone was settled in the back seat and cargo compartment, Clark and Joshua fed them the yarns to.