At that point, I could see that Mr. Customer had stripped. He pushed me over on the sofa and climbed on top of me. The feel of his cock inside me ... ...fter I'd just come in Linda's face, was ... exquisite."Clara was having trouble getting the words out, because she was close to coming on my leg. She loosened her death grip on my thigh. I was also on the verge of blowing my load, so she once again grabbed the base of my cock so tightly I screamed into the gag. Clara was dripping with sweat, and. "Come on, donUt be like that! I love you!" You don't love me! You never loved me!" she screamed. "You're not capable of love! You're only capable of loving yourself. I told you, get out! I'm gonna call the cops if you don't. I mean it!" she yelled."Just listen to me, okay? I'm telling you I'm sorry, and I mean it." I hate you Ryan."He put his face in his hands. "I love you," he repeated in a whisper. "I fucking love you Jen!" It's over Ryan. It is over!"He shook his head, saying, "No, baby,. ..He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy...Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems... ?"Caddy: "There's a piece of shit on the end of your club."Golfer: He picks up his club up and says, "I don't see anything."Caddy: "Other end."Don't look down on anyone unless you are helping them up...This one is compliments of Chuck ... With thanksThe ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPERTwo Different Versions...Two Different MoralsOLD VERSION :The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,. I shouted, "I do not think so," as I struck out at him. There was a sharp intake of breath as the tip of my shoe thudded into the most tender of spots. This was quickly followed by a string of foul oaths as the boy then collapsed to the ground clutching his tortured groin.It was inevitable that an unsympathetic teacher saw these events. This was just the excuse that they needed. I was reported to the Headmaster and quickly found myself bent over his desk. Violence was a severe offence, no.