A few hours later, around 2am in the morning, i heard a loud bang as my dad had fallen through the door on his way home from the pub. I could hear him...struggling to get up the stairs so i thought it was best to get up and go help him. I was only wearing a thin nightie but didnt think anything of it as i just wanted to make sure my dad wasnt going to hurt himself falling down the stairs or anything. He said "hello Laura, sorry if i woke you up, im a little drunk"Its ok i said, lets just get you. On our way to Mr. Ballows’ music class, Lynette gave me a gentle hip bump and used our joined hands to point out that Kalena was walking right next to, and at times, up against Jason. “Who saw that coming?” she whispered to me as we slowed our pace to create a little distance between them and us.“Well ... honestly, I kinda had a feeling that Jason appeared on Kalena’s radar the day we played Uptown Girl in music. Remember, Kalena and Jason were the only ones to pick up on the ‘Do-Wop’ style I. We were all having a good laugh about this, when this big bastard tapped me on the shoulder and said “I don’t find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits...”I said “Sorry mate. Did he drown?”“No,” he said, “he choked on a sock.”The wife came out of the bathroom and said “I have just shaved my bits and you know what that means don’t you?”I said “Yeah, the bloody plug hole is blocked again.”An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time. They saw my dad's car in the driveway and assumed I was telling the truth.I led Marsha up to my parent's bathroom. After turning on the water to fill their Jacuzzi tub I helped her undress. She's scaring me. She's almost catatonic.I helped her into the tub. She has that dazed look on her face again. I'm a little worried because she hasn't said a word since we left the farm. Granted there was a cock in her mouth all the way back to town. But I can't help being more than a little concerned about.