Her initial shock and embarrassment gave way to rage. “What the fuck, Bob? Who the fuck do you think you are? What the fuck do you think HR is going...to say when I tell them about this?” “Come on Sally. Do you really think anyone is going to believe you?” “Screw this.” Sally reached down for her bag. In that moment she made a career changing decision. As Bob turned away, she reached in her bag and pulled out a pair of handcuffs. In one deft motion, she slapped one end of the cuffs on his wrist. ”I thought to myself “I sure hope so. It’s a wasted trip otherwise.” What I was also thinking was “What if my husband rings me?” but by now we were in the shower together, and it seemed pointless to talk about it more. Whenever Andrew is away, we always talk on FaceTime, I especially want to make sure that he doesn’t have some local young rent-a-cunt with him. And I’m pretty sure that he never has had one.In the shower, Nigel made me stand face to the wall with my arms up high and my bottom. Maine chachi ko apne aane ki khabar nahi di thi main unhe surprise dena chahta tha jaise hi main chachi ke ghar gaya jo 15 km dur tha wo mujhe dekhkar bhot khush hui aur mujhse lipat gayi maine bhi unhe apni baho main lekar unke rasile hoto ko chumne laga 2 minute tak hum kiss karte rahe phir hum alag hue chachi ne muje bithaya our pucha ke kab aaya to maine kaha ke subha aaya tha pehle chacha ke ghar gaya tha waha se chacha ne mujhse yaha rukne ke liye kaha aisa bol kar maine chachi ke nipple. " But it was cool."They continued walking for several minutes, Buffy turned to Faith. "So,what do you think this is about?"Faith saw a piece of paper stuck to a tree, she yanked it off."Something about a discount on buffalo wings." She crumbled it up,"Wings! We have a fucking prophesy dream about wings!" Not everything can be about the end of the world." Maybe not, but I wanted something to do. I'm starting to feel like mywhole life is some horrible story written by someone who can't get.