"Really? James is a good guy,he knows what he's talking about -- must have mentioned the Fall Eventcoming up then?"I pondered for a bit... Was I reall... going to lie? "Yeah!" I said."Something about that." Oh good, we're still selecting candidates, I like your accent by theway sweetie." Oh, thank you!" I replied. At this point the accent just came naturallyto me and I didn't think about it anymore."You've worked with James before I assume?" Uh," I thought back on the morning's events... "Yeah, a. One day as we were talking I was watching a porno movie and from the voice coming she asked me the name of the movie. Being frank I told her I was watching a porno movie. We started talking about sex. I asked her to describe herself in her own words even though I had seen her pic. She was 5ft8”, slim, with a bust of 36c, had sex once before, she told me she had a tattoo on her ass that no one had seen. I kept insisting that I wanted to see it. She said that she will think about it and went on. My name, mobile phone number, living address, etc.If a man speaks his mind in a forest, but no woman hears him, is he still wrong?A woman comes to a psychologist and asks:- I have recently found out that my husband has a mistress. Should I tell that to him?- No need to do that, - tells the psychologist. - I bet he knows it.An elderly man remembers the good old days: “when I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single $, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle. Talk about sports. Talk about the weather. Talk about anything that isn't who you've had sex with." Mom!" Jeff moaned. "It's not that easy!"I sighed. "No, honey, it isn't necessarily easy. But you're an adult. You can handle it." Jeasus Christ!" That took me aback, because Jeff wasn't usually one to swear. "I can't even talk to you about this. You've ruined Christmas! You've ruined my life!" Before I could respond, he hung up.With a swear word or two of my own, I hit Redial. The call went.