Some people should be prevented from procreating, and some people should be prevented from driving. She should have been stopped from doing both. Oh, ...ell. I saw a group of young teenagers materialize out of the fog ahead of me. I moved to one side of the walk, adjusting my grip on my pitifully light grocery sack. I’d stopped into the grocery store on my way home, and picked up a package of franks, and four packages of Lipton’s Spaghetti, because it had been on sale — two for ninety nine. Of course it also makes these particular tattoo jobs considerably more interesting as well and I confess that many an intimate tattoo have been accompanied by an intimate examination too!Tamsin wriggled herself into a comfortable position and arched one delicate eyebrow at me, “I’m ready!”I was acutely aware that I was nervous. It wasn’t a normal feeling for me. Usually as the moment approached for a female client to prepare for an intimate tattoo it was she who would display all the signs of. So we had more in common than I thought we did, and that just made her by best friend of all time. I even showed her my porn site and helped her become a member of it so she could see all of the yummy pictures that we were going to put on it. She already knew mom because she already met her so I couldn’t wait until she met my dad. After that night, her dad found out that I knew about them and that they were basically lovers, and I also found out that they moved there because he just got a job. An hour glass woman built for sex. No wonder her ex-husband couldn't keep up and satisfy her.She would be quite the challenge.Then, as one, they reached up to undo their brassieres and I felt the ground slip away from under me as three pairs of firm suckable tits popped into view. All shaped erotically firm in their own way with only the hint of aged sag marking them."Like these?" asked Angie in her best breathlessly sexy voice as she reached under her huge melons and hefted them up for me to.