It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld,...or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENTThese are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER8 years old,Hateful little bastard.Bites!FREE PUPPIES1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.FREE PUPPIESMother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.Father is a Super Dog,. Her forehead pressed tightly against the mirror. There was no where else to go! Her cringing body was trapped between the glass and the searching monster behind her.He was going to impale her! Oh Christ, he was going to split her!She felt his hands close around the tops of her thighs, gripping them tightly, his fingers digging harshly into her soft white flesh."Reach behind--put it in," he panted."Oh, no, no, I can't," Ann whimpered. "I just can't, it'll hurt." Put it in, I say!" he commanded. " One's way, way up; and one's way down, 'guess." The planetarium is in the same building as the giant movie screen,"T.K. pointed out, and he thought, ~Duh~, but didn't say it."Do you need a lunch?" Larry asked, and Ally nodded."Peanut butter? With a banana, honey or jelly?" Larry asked, althoughhe had already taken a banana from the fruit bowl.Ally just nodded again, and Grace asked if he was feeling OK because hewas being so quiet. Ally shrugged in response.With a mouth full of cereal T.K.. Your arms embrace him and you reach around him with one hand feeling the back of his head as you both French kiss. He has an arm around her with his other hand sliding up your thigh – further than before, and your legs part slightly in invitation. I keep my distance and sit at the bar, ordering a scotch. You both haven’t noticed me and I am happy to sit discretely and observe. You keep kissing, part and then look into each other’s eyes and embrace again. You are obviously getting on well. This.