I have seen the love scenes in movies. I have even watched porn a couple of times, mostly when I was trying to find out what people were talking about... What was a blowjob, really? What did sixty-nine mean? Ménage à trois? Blumpkin?Um ... if you don’t already know what that last one is, do yourself a favor and do not Google it. Trust me, it is just nasty.But when I closed my eyes and try to imagine having sex, it is all pain and blood and screaming and soulless eyes slowly growing dim and .... "What is that?" Some of the finest Scotch whiskey ever made," she replied.I emptied the glass and said, "It has a nice flavor. May I have some more?"She poured and I drank. Before I could say too much more, I was asleep.I was sitting at the kitchen table the next morning, nursing a terrific headache, when Mom came in."How do you feel?" she asked."Rotten," I said."Serves you right," she said. "You drank damn near my whole bottle."I glared at her. Whose idea was it to get me drunk? Then she. It took him a lot longer than he thought it would take. The damn thing was very heavy. Once it was in place, he connected the plumbing. It always looked easier when a professional did it. He took his time and did the job correctly. Stepping back, he looked at his work with pride.He returned to the living room and consulted his how-to book on installing a new bathroom. His next step was to install the backer board that would be used in tiling above the tub. He stacked it in the bathroom and then. Just as Selena could feel the enhanced warmth and passion of Delia’s firm soft body rather better than had they met in reality. Who was to know what the real Delia was like? Nuns weren’t necessarily pretty, but her avatar certainly was. And she was pleased to see Delia’s resistance dissolve so very quickly as she slowly undressed the woman under Angela’s prurient gaze. She watched her friend finger herself, her crotch already dripping with the juice of her earlier passion, while she let the.