I'm sorry. It's not funny." I looked at Ted who was trying to calm down. "Nope, I was wrong. It's fucking hysterical." We were both seized with fits o... giggles again and Bruce stalked out of the room."Aw," I said with a pout. "I think I hurt his feelings."That was Ted's undoing as he fell into a chair. The chair creaked and collapsed under his slight weight. That's when I discovered that Kyle had a sense of humor after all. His wife stopped trying to hide it and guffawed loudly.I gasped for. "I,ve put Matts money in the cupboard there",pointing to a cupboard on the kitchen wall,"he,s back off his holidays,so he will be back here Monday morning".I look at Mom,"Who,s Matt,what,s the money for"."It,s his wages,he,s the gardener",Mom says."Did,nt know we had a gardener,I thought you & Dad did it,suppose he,s an old bloke".Barbara,my older sister,sat next to me,gave me a nudge,"No Roy,he,s about 20-21 years of age,You,ll like him,my little Gay Brother,he is Hot,but no good to you,he,s. " Mooommm," I whined.She stepped forward and pecked my lips. "For me, Brody?"I theatrically sighed. "Fine." Thanks, Sweetie."She stepped past me and into the hallway, nude except for those tiny panties. She was going to make breakfast topless?"Watch out for bacon grease!" I called after her.Her musical laughter followed me into the shower."Tell me again why I'm driving Jeff's mom's minivan?" I asked, as I took the exit for Hartsfield, Atlanta's mind-boggling busy airport. Mom was watching road. We wanted to make sure we were both comfortable before going any further. One look was all it took, and we agreed that he would go get us a room. He came back and we walked into the room together. We stood there for a few minutes, a little bit nervous. He had some booze, so he poured us both a drink to loosen us up. Then, after talking for a little bit, he asked me if it would be okay if he took down his pants and showed me his cock. I told him that I’d like that, so he did. It was about six.