Talk about a slow-burning relationship! We had eighteen years of being school chums without either of us feeling any attraction at all and then, after...a week on the same shelf-stacking shift, we were at it like bunny rabbits.I’m going to tell the whole truth in this narrative so I won’t pretend that the earth moved for me on our very first time. No, it was our fourth date and third shag until that happened. And was I glad that we’d persisted. After that third shag we simply could not get enough. I therefore decided to check on the availability of other positions for the next school year," I told him."And this problem was caused by?" he asked."The Head of the Magic Department," I told him."You are running the PhD program, and you are not the Head of the Magic Department?" he asked in a shocked voice."No, I'm not," I told him and went on to explain about meeting Lelia and how things had developed."Yes, there always seems to be problems when those of limited abilities are in charge. There. I won?t deprive Uncle a good send-off.? He grunted,spurted in my face, and stood up. ?I?ve got that interview over in Frenton soI?ll be gone.? ?Back for the funeralthough, right?? ?You have to ask? Ican?t get out of the interview ? besides, Uncle Matt got me the interview. Andhe knows I?ll treat the bitch right anyway ? he won?t miss me at his wake.? No Matt or Joey to makesure the men don?t go too far. I started crying again, but this time Joeyignored me and they left, talking quietly between. "They know all about your trips to Atlantic City. They know the kind of cash you've been dropping down there." What are you talking about," Peggy cut in, lips trembling, a beseeching expression as she held my eyes."What we're talking about is the fact that your husband ... you stupid fuck, you." I almost screamed at him, cocking my fist as if I was about to lay him out, my voice crackled, so furious that tears welled in my eyes. " ... Stupid no-good fuck!" Jackie." Don't give me that Jackie.