Your whitebread ass couldn't handle a real cock no how. Husband's probly got some six inch piece of shit you can't hardly feel no more. How long you b...en married?" Seven years," I croaked."Shit. Motherfucker might as well be usin a pencil on your pussy by now. A real cock would split you apart." Man, you're so full of shit. I could take anything you'd dish out. If I wanted to, which I don't." Fine, I'll just be hanging up then." Wait!" I paused, and could hardly believe what I said next.. “Liz,” I said quietly.“She really has a thing for you,” Kara said.“We talked about it the last time we were together. She’s got her head screwed on straight.”“And she likes to screw with you!” Kara giggled.“And I like to screw with her!” I chuckled. “But I agreed with Jess on the rules and I’m not asking for, nor do I want, an exception. We have to fix US. Then we can discuss what the rules are going forward.”“Go dance with her, Tiger,” Jessica said with a smile.“I will. And that’s all.”I did. " So, as I was saying before I got so rudely interrupted. All men are pigs. It's a proven fact." He tensed a little. "Uuuhhh! Shush."So, now that we've established that, we know that they're going to check out anything with tits and a pussy. Whether or not she's worth checking out. They can't help it. It's like Bozo sniffing another dog's butt." So, you want me to sniff their butts?" Hush, you. I'm lying on top of you and you're naked with all your goodies exposed and I know karate. You don't. I let dad know we were set to go when he told me there were tow other couples joining us for the weekend as they showed up I saw that I knew them both.dad was 36mom 32 will was same age as dad and his wife nikki was 26 charley was in his early 40s and so was his wife Betty. they all hung out together so it wasn't a surprise they were all going. My dad told me to keep an eye on everyone as this was going to be a party cruise and he didn't want to lose anyone overboard. As we got underway it took.