My father shared my humor with me, instantly recognizing just what I was smiling about."You do have a way with the ladies around here," he told me aft...r we'd ordered what had become our new tradition, café au laits. We were well into a couple of omelets with toast before the girls showed up. They simply looked at us, did a little, "tsk, tsk," type of thing, and then told us to hurry as there wasn't much time to get to the church. I guess they were rather liberal in their use of 'not much time'. "Hi," you reply. An awkward silence follows, filled only by stripping music."So, do you, you know, live ... here?" She gestures around the apartment."Yeah. He," pointing at Jack, "Is my roommate." And is one of these others your ... boyfriend?" What? No, no, no, NO! I'm a lesbian, through and through. Can't get enough pussy, yep. I mean, I would never, uh..." You stop when you realize you're babbling. Then the stripper begins to giggle, and so do you. Soon you both are laughing, not really. Mom turned red in the face, when the people around us started cheering and clapping, that heared me ask the question and then her answer, she then put a hand to her face and then leaned in and kissed me again, then hugged me, then people started shaking my hand and congratulating me and mom, and the women shook mom's hand too, then they would shake the other's hand, men and women both, to give us each a form of congratulation on our marrage.When we was able to get out of the WalMart and out to. She heard movement, and felt him jostle her ankles, then her waist. The tension on her thigh cuffs vanished, and then she was suddenly pulled upright. ?Walk? he said, and turning her, he pushed her forward slightly, keeping his hand on her back. After a few hesitant steps forward, she could feel a slight breeze and the warmth of the sun, coming from the open passage to the deck above. As she began to worry he was going to have her climb the ladder up, Adam spoke up. ?I’m going to bend you over.