Peals of laughter punctuate the chatter. After pausing at a table near the entrance to pick up my name tag, I stop in the doorway to study the crowd f...r a moment. There are probably two hundred people milling about. Everyone has a drink in hand. From the looks of many of them, it is not the first of the evening. I am arriving an hour after the official start of the kickoff reception so the party is in full swing. Crossing over to one of several cash bars in the ballroom, I order a single malt. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?Signed, DesperateThe response (that came weeks later out of the blue):Dear Desperate,First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically. I also figured that, away from all of these external stimuli, I might not come on myself too soon. Not watching my twins play tonsil hockey had to help with this cause, right? I didn’t count on Sarah Weiss joining me in the men’s room stall and bending over. She was hungry and it wasn’t for a meal.“Sarah ... here? Now?” I asked with astonishment, as she bared her bottom, knowing its effect on me very well indeed.“Yes, honey ... here! Take me now, please! I can’t wait any longer! I want this. If there was any of my Aunties panties in there not only would I not have to worry about leaving them as I found them but I could also spunk into them because no one would check them, there would just be more dirty washing put on top of them and then the evidence washed away. I quickly knelt down and opened the machine door. Straight away I could see panties. I pulled out a silky red pair with black lace trim and then a pair of white silk French knickers almost the same as my mums I thought.