"What did one of farmer Schmidt's sheep get loose?" teased Percy.Father Dolan almost fell off his chair laughing."Come-on Percy, You know it's Sara" t...e rabbi replied. "Please Percy; I'd really want you standing next me. I want you to be my shomer." Do I have to wear the beanie?" I teased."Yes Percy a yarmulke is required in the temple." Sighed the rabbi." Congratulations, I'd be honored in all seriousness to stand with you at your wedding."The three of us talked about the upcoming nuptials. 'Oh sure! Who all's sitting here?' I ask as I place my purse in the chair.'Karen, Laura, Michael, that's Laura's husband, me, you and we can save that one for John since you came together,' she winks. I was never friends with any of these people. I smile and tell her I'm going to the bar. She nods and asks me to get her a Long Island Tea. I agree and make my way through the coagulation of former classmates, greeting and nodding as I go.Finally! The bar.John's standing there holding a beer out. Alright, alright, just get the hell out of my thoughts. Please! [silence] My mother passed about a year and a half ago. I miss her. We were really close. My dad likes to say that I resemble her. You do. I don’t know. Anyway, on to another topic. Yeah, far be it from you to actually open up about your vulnerabilities. Damn it, Ana! This is the last warning. ‘If you would just leave, you wouldn’t have to worry about me interrupting you all the time.’ Anyway, here’s a little about me, I can seem. She insisted we take a seat and asked us what was up."Look Mrs Johnson, there really is no easy way to say this... Your husband is having an affair."Mrs Johnson, in all her beauty, was taken back. "My husband? Are you sure? How do you know?" She said, she was almost in tears but stayed strong."Every Wednesday night after dinner he will have sex with Anita from the office." I said, believing my own lie."The fat secretary?! HE CHEATED ON ME FOR A FAT SECRETARY?"She said, her sadness had.