So why was he so nervous and jumpy? Hell, he knew why. It was because she was a virgin. She was a virgin and that fact made him nervous as all hell. H... remembered what happened to his cousin George. His wife Amy was one hot looking bitch and she looked like sex oozed out her pores and she had been a virgin when George married her and then when it was too late George found out that Amy believed that the only reason to have sex was to make babies and she wouldn't make love unless it was her. Suddenly the kitchen was filled with thunderous sound as Lachelle loudly descended the wooden stairs, shouting ‘Daddy, Daddy’; frustratingly causing the intimate couple to hastily arrange themselves before the excitable teen’s imminent arrival. Jim grabbed his warm mug of tea from the kitchen table and took a refreshing sip helping to relieve some of his developing headache and clear his throat, as Lachelle ran breathlessly into the room, her young blossoming chest frenetically heaving, telling. . "That's not our bag," Ralph said with a slow smile. "We're strictly out for our own kicks, together. Oh sure, some of the others undoubtedly go in for that sort of thing--witness some of those pictures you just saw- -but that's their business, not ours. I mean, what the hell?" Sure," Howard said."There's not a damned thing wrong with this picture exchange that I can see," said Ralph. "We're being faithful to our wives, aren't we? Those of us who are in the Club for personal gratification, I. Pointing to the ground, he asked, “What do you see here?”“Nothing.”“Look again. Look at the grass and compare it to the grass around this area.”Howard squatted and looked where Albert was pointing. The grass looked like grass to him. He followed Albert’s finger as he pointed out various blades of grass. Albert said, “Do you see how these blades of grass are all bent in this direction while these others are standing straight up?”“Yes, I do.”“Look at the pattern that the bent blades make. What.