I bent over the back of the couch in the living room. Even with a very hard cock and my relaxed sphinster he needed plenty of lubrication to penetrat... my anus. With much effort on his part and some pain on my part, he got in. He was in sexual highs because my big fat arse, as seen from the back, and this tight hole, were his favourite. I had never got an orgasm out of an anal fuck before, but for Ronie I would go for it one more time. I rubbed my wet, slippery labias and clit in time with his. As she thrusted she would make these little swirls and movements that was hitting certain spots inside me that would give me pleasure. We were in this position for a couple of minutes and then she turned around and sat on the shower seat. We stayed in the same orientation so I was facing away from her and sitting on her cock. I began to bounce up and down on her as she guided me holding onto my hips. While in this position she would run her nails up and down my back and it felt like I was in. ‘See I am really a female and very sexy looking, but tonight on the way to the casino Santa got run over by me. And the little green dudes turned me into him.’ I tried explaining and knew it sounded like an over active imagination working here. ‘You need serious rehab Mister.’ he told me while not noticing the elves with a huge green bag that they placed him in. ‘What are you doing? That is called kidnapping! I don’t need to have kidnapping added to killing Santa Claus!’ I yelled at them as. It was a home game, but hadn't been on their plan. Just as well, Lani thought, since the roads were icy and she hadn't wanted to drive. "It's too bad you couldn't come." "Mmm-hmmm," Lani said absently, nibbling a cracker. "What is it?" Dee muted the television. "What?" "Something else is on your mind," Dee said. "So out with it." "Well, it was just something I thought of while I was gone," Lani said. Dee gestured for her to continue. "Okay, I'm going to sound like some stupid article out of.