When she answered the phone she sounded like she was sl**ping. But once she realized it was me her young lover, her voice got a little more pep and sh... seemed pleased to hear from me. She told me she was not pleased that I hadn’t called in a while and that she didn’t want to continue seeing me. She said I just had my 64th Birthday and I thought you would call. I apologized and asked how I could redeam myself. She said ‘well’ and paused. My yard is a mess since the last rain I could use some. " Wendy looked down, her long eyelashes closing over her blushing cheeks. Reluctantly she let her arms fall to her sides. Her legs were squeezed together modestly as she stood in front of her mistress."Stand up straight and stop being stupid." Diane said sharply."I wont tolerate any nonsense, so you had better do as you are told first time. Now stand with your legs apart and put you hands on top of your head." Wendy jumped at the rebuke. She quickly opened her legs and placed her hands on top. She told me I would feel this way. Scared. I didn't fully understand why until about 10:26, when I looked at the clock nervously and almost wanted to say nevermind and forget about the whole thing. But I managed to suck it up, and at 10:28 I was making my way to the girls bathroom of my high school. I walked in and I could see her black heels behind one of the stalls. Thankfully, though, there wasn't anyone else around. I wouldn't know what to do if there was. Truthfully, I'd probably turn. The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and said, “Begging Your pardon Sir, but I thought you were going to punish him.” God smiled. “Think about it -- who can he tell?”She’s Apple’s MateWhat do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York? She fell for the Big Apple!Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple MacHow do you make an apple turnover? Push.