Along the way we made some discoveries. Like it takes a long time to get rid of a beard that has had all those years to take root. Like 2 hours. Like ...he first shave after 15 years hurts! Like razor burn is not any better than it was when a teenager I knew was trying desperately to shape what he then called a beard. Like the beard I had now was rather blue immediately after a close shave, and the young man who could miss shaving for 2 days and never notice was gone forever. Like I had to shave. Coming back from school on a friday I got home and went straight to my phone to check out the casual encounters. A trucker was stopping for the night in a hotel near me was looking for a quick bj. 37 chubby/stocky build 6,5in (perfect size meat in opinion) 6ft tall. Without thinking I replied to him that I wanted to meet and sent him my stats. I waited... about 2hrs later he replied and agreed to meet. He was staying in a nearby hotel, he told me the room # and said to come around 10pm. He. .. besides us?" Automatic weapons fire!!!" Then he looked, "Umh ... sorry about that." For someone that's sorry you sure are happy ... let me see that thing." Not a chance!" said Arnie. "You must think I'm pretty stupid." He turned to go back down the stairs and Grace tossed a paint balloon at him. "Grenade, Arnie!" It hit him right on the back of the neck.The look ... WHOA!"New rule," Grace said, "No paintguns in the house." And headed for the shower.Monday ... can't trust that day.The. So I guess you like them?”“Yes,” I said, “they’re very beautiful.”“Thank you,” she smiled again, “would you like to get a better look at them?”I nearly choked on my coke. What was she saying?“Do you want to really see them?” she laughed, “without the clothes covering them?”“Yeah!” I exclaimed, in spite of myself.“All right then,” she said. She slowly pulled her dress down to her waist, exposing a massive white bra that barely contained her breasts and sported a cleavage that instantly gave me.