* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.* Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.* A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.* A han...over is the wrath of grapes.* Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?* Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.* Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.* When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.* A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.* What’s the definition. It was too good to turn down. Cam and I compared notes, and there was no way I'd be able to join her abroad; we'd be apart for more than five weeks. But one of my offers was from New York City Opera. It wasn't great—Rance in Girl of the Golden West, one of Puccini's more forgettable ventures with one of his more forgettable baritone roles, and, interestingly, Enrico in Lucia, the role I'd started with so many years ago in college. Not plums, but I'd be doing bona fide leads in one of the. Mom had apparently tired of me as well. The call came to a quick end. I did in fact get off the couch and go curl up in bed. I lay there thinking about breasts, and got pretty hard, but then I fell asleep.I dreamt of other terrible horrible things--when I jolted awake, all I wanted was coffee. To cleanse myself with such an elixir.I was barely on my first mug, when the phone rang again.This time it was Chloe.I'd met her and all that, enough to guess at her friendship with my sister. They. ’ As she lifted her hips he pushed his cock in till he had it all the way in her then he began humping her hard and deep. She felt so good. She was young and tight and wanted as him bad as he wanted her. She was warm and wet and kept thrusting herself to his cock as it fucked her hard and deep. He fucked her hard and sucked on her tits grabbing the nipples with his teeth. He loved her huge jugs and she seemed to love the attention he was giving them. When he finally filled her full of his.