Fir uncle bole ki mai enhe chod nhi pata hu ye bhut na insafi hai inke sath mai inko bola ki aap shadi kr lo lekin ye jati nhi hai esliye mai chahta h... tm mera beta ban ker mere wife ko chodo pls rone lage fir maine kaha ok naras uncle or oo khus ho gye fir unhone kaha to aaj se suru kro maine bola apka mtlb kya hai aaj hi bana lo apni aunty apni wife fir maine kaha sare saman ka intejam krna hoga n uncle bole sb ready hai tum ek kam baher wait kro 60 minutes mai kapde pahna deta hu fir 10:30. .. it did sound sort of familiar. I'm pretty sure I may have heard it somewhere before." Uncle Keith, it's the Navy Song, you know, the one they play in the Navy." I said all excited."I thought I'd heard it before," he laughed, winking at Aunt Jeannie."You know, Uncle Keith, when I get older I'm going to join the Navy just like you did." I said with all the determination a twelve-year-old boy could muster."Josh, you shouldn't think about that right now. Just enjoy your life, go fishing a lot,. A certain amount of arousal is only natural." "I wish my wife was so understanding," he suddenly blurted."You're having trouble with your wife?" I departed from the questionnaire and asked understandingly."Yes... yes," he bleated, the words starting to run away with him now that he had regained his ability to articulate. "She can't understand why I want to have sex so often. I practically have to beg her to... to make love." A good-looking guy like you?" "Thanks," he said, hanging his head. Whoever slotted him has done the rest of us a big favour," he thought, a smile reaching his mouth.He climbed into a series three BMW with two minders and they headed out onto the streets of Glasgow to try and find some answers - "before Rab kills half of the city," he thought.Gavin enjoyed the relaxed family banter around the dinner table. He looked round the faces and felt grateful for what the Anderson's had given him.Glen Anderson, his wife Christine and their daughter Fiona had played a.