"Now don't you go anywhere when I get back I want to eat my ice cream out of a 10 inch cone so have it ready." she said with a wink then walked out th... door. Jack smiled and rested his head drifting off into a small sleep so he was well rested. He was woken up later by a knock at the door. He put on some pants and went to the door. "Need help with the ice..." He stopped himself when the person at the door was not his wife but a male police officer. "Are you Mr. Williams?" the policemen asked.. Barbara scoffed. She knew I didn’t like her, and she didn’t like me. She was sure I would do nothing to help her win.I fantasized about beaning her right in the face as hard as I could with all five of my bags. I wanted to stay seated and decline Uncle Evil’s offer, but he got everyone chanting my name, and I felt obliged to come up.“It was just luck before,” I admitted. It really was. I’d never played this game before now and I had no particular skill at tossing little bags of beans.“Well,. He looked down at his body, "Oh. My.God." He said slowly. Then he stood up without saying another word andlooked in the mirror on the wall. He laughed and clapped his hands.Turning from side to side and peering over his shoulder in a coquettishway, he said, "My God, look at my tits - they're like two torpedoesjutting off my chest!" which was a fair description of his newly minted,large, firm breasts."Philip, are you alright?" said Tracy anxiously.Philip spun round and then said in a new voice,. “I fucked guys like you in prison!” my lover shot back.My dad ignored his hand and then reached out and hugged him, patting him on the back. I was stunned and confused.“Any fan of Roadhouse is OK with me, Kryssi,” he said to me. “Welcome to our home, Glade is it? Isn’t that an air freshener?”Glade chuckled. “I never heard that before.”“More Roadhouse quotes,” my mother whispered to me. “Your dad loves that movie. Does he always know exactly what to say and what to do?”“Yes,” I whispered back..