On Saturday night I went by myself out to the pictures. This was not a nice experience as the screen was obscured by cigarette smoke. I can out after ...n hour, my clothes stinking of the obnoxious weed, I was glad to air them on the walk back to my 'digs'.The landlady came back at about at about nine o'clock very merry brandishing a bottle of champagne with another woman on her arm. She had won a hundred pounds and the champagne at Bingo, and was celebrating. While Glenda went into the kitchen. Nothing could stop me now. Getting down on my hands and knees, I backed into it once again, clutching the lock in my left hand, only stopping when I could go no further. I closed the door behind me, the click of the latch startling me in the near silence. This was it; the longer I waited, the more likely I was to have a change of heart. Carefully I reached through the bars and slipped the lock through the latch, locking myself in. There was a moment of panic, quelled by closing my eyes and. It's going onten years since she passed away, God rest her.But I'll leave you alone. You don't need some old fart yammering at youthe whole flight. Seems like every comic you see on that comedy channelis doing the bit about the horrible boring jerk they got stuck sittingnext to on the plane, so I wouldn't want- Hey, we're moving.And we're up! Y'know, I was expecting a much longer line for takeoff, asbacked up as it can get here sometimes. You might want to put on yourseatbelt...So what's that. " I?ll take that as a no," giggled Kara, glancing back at her cousin overher shoulder, standing there looking jilted."Yeah she texted like three times for you,so I?ll tell her we?re on theway back."Back to the hotel they walked together, going their separate ways as theyentered."So how was shuffleboard, honey?" asked his mother as he walked in. "AndI assume obviously there were no issues in that outfit." It sucked, and the skirt worked like you knew it would," said Hunterwith some attitude,.