But oh my god it felt too good! I woke up to a HUGE orgasm!!!!!!!!!!! Wish it really would have been you, though. He: That made me hot; yes you will ...et that for real. Have a good day at work humpalicious. She: Can't wait for that dream to come true! So my phone gives me words that I might want to use based on past messages I've sent. I can't tell you how many times it suggests dirty words from all of the nasty messages I've sent to you. Makes me smile. He: Well you want to be a nasty porn. As the pace slowed down a bit, I felt another pair of hands on my body. They were Dan’s. He was rubbing my ass and smacking it – playfully at first, but then harder and harder. I felt him spread my cheeks apart and slide a finger inside. I had never had sex in my ass before, but his finger felt really really good. He placed another finger up my virgin ass and began fingering my hole. He moaned and mentioned to the other guys “her asshole is sooo fuckin’ tight!” Shane yelled back to Dan to “yea. “Please don’t cry, I won’t hurt you. I just need to figure out what to do.” She flinched away from me. I stood and backed away. Shit, shit, shit. I could just imagine this whole thing hitting the news. I peeked out through the blinds again. Yep, two news vans at the end of the street already. It was as if the police had known I’d be here before I even arrived they were here so prompt. If only they’d shown that kind of dedication when my life was burning before my eyes then maybe… but that was. My father used to say, "You fool me once? Shame on you! You fool me twice? Shame on me!" He said that a lot.Supposing one did get married ... like my first time.The number two cause is the reception.That's when you meet the child molesters and porn stars, my newly acquired brother in law. Not my wife's brother ... no ... her sister's husband. He happened to be both. Molester AND porn star ... which brings us to the funny uncle.I'd rather not talk about that.The crazy aunts; in this case they're.