..I awake a dry sweet taste in my mouth from the anaesthetic, I look down at myself,but cannot see below my boobs, the white sheet rises as if two lar...e cushions have been placed there...My nose, my nose, I try and raise my arms but they seem to be in leather restraintsJust then Lady Gaga in a white pvc nurses uniform enters the room, "You came round then, Dr. Craig gave you the new tap variety". She shouted."Tap on my nose, what the fuck" I reply. "No you Bimbo your teets! You can have them. I was trying to walk down the hall way as best as I could without falling. Half way to my locker I saw Deondrey at his locker pinning his girlfriend up against it and kissing her. Her eyes were glazed over by the time he made it to kissing her neck. She looked like she was about ready to fuck him. I could see her start to grind her hips into him. I was fuming, I gave him everything and he was fuckin around with some other girl. I was pissed. I walked by him and when he saw me I gave him such a. At the apartment door I suddenly had inspiration. I whipped out my work ID and checked the photo. There it was above the ever-rumpled collar: the round face, the ever-present hint that I needed to shave, the thin crop of blighted hairs struggling to remain rooted in an arid crown, the graying side remnant from my youth which even then defied the ordering effects of any comb, any hair tonic, or even butch wax. I let out a whoop as I turned to the hallway mirror.And followed it with a moan. The. "Robin, have you ever thought about what it would be like to be with a woman?" I asked her, knowing she had advertised for a pussy to suck on. "Well, I have had thoughts about it. I guess most people are probably curious. But that's where it should stay. Leave it at curiosity." she said. She even sounded convincing as she looked at me with her eyes glassy and red, wearing a silly little grin on her face. I just giggled, "I think you're getting drunk. I know about the chat line Robin!" We were.