.. Please refrain from drinking coffee near your keyboard while reading these!!!!TOP 8 MORONS OF 20141. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP???AT&T fir...d President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:Police in Oakland, CA, spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing. .oh my God! I'm cummming!" She screamed as she came all over Carlos's cock. He was still pumping in and out of her pussy so I told him I wanted to suck her juices off of him. I began licking him up and down and then took him completely in my mouth. As I did this, Maggie came behind me and began fondling my breasts and pinching my nipples. I started getting wet again as she sucked my nipples. Carlos began fucking my face because he knows how much I love that. Then Maggie helped me suck on his. Her blindfold was removed. She could hear someone behind her. Just then she realized she was naked, suddenly she felt someone's hand on her pussy."Hear are the rules," a deep voice said. "You can't cum unless you ask for permission. If you don't you'll be punished. If you can't handle it say mercy. You may be lucky," he said.Ahhhh. She felt a sharp pain on the back of her legs. He was caning the backs of her calfs. The metal pole prevented her from falling down as he left welts. As quick as he. She wanted to talk so I got agreeable.“I heard you guys last night and Molly said she had a wonderful time. Even though I am older than she is, I’m still a virgin. It’s not a matter of fear, but rather not finding a guy that seemed right for me. I know I’m not built sexy like my sister, but do you think I’m attractive enough to fuck?”“If that’s an indirect way of asking me if I would get naked with you, the answer is yes. Sexy is a lot more than appearance. Attitude and enthusiasm probably.