I’m very comfortable around Dan, but you and Wendy are the important women in his life.”“That doesn’t mean you’re not important in his life,...and our lives also,” Wendy offered, caressing her soft face. “We work together at the bank and imagine all the fun and sexy gossip we’d cause if our co-workers found out we share Dan too. So does he know you love him?”“No, I haven’t told him. It feels embarrassing to be discussing my love of Dan with his wife, or I should say, two wives. I know he cares. Slocum. He's been manning the phones all night. Lieutenant Porter, you may assume command."As I made my way to the administrative offices I heard Dale, asking if anyone had a pair of show-shoes and who knew how to operate a snow blower. Farther down the hallway guys were snickering, others were bitching, "Where are the fucking maintenance men when we need them?"Mr. Slocum filled me in on the updated message I was to give callers. "We'll know later today if the school will be in session. Nobody knows quite what happened in that room, but the Princess kept both lawyers locked away for forty-eight hours, which is a very long time for a lawyerly conference. And for much of that time, the corridors were filled with ecstatic screams of delight which may have been the Princess or may have been the lawyers. For when the forty-eight hours were over, both the lawyers found that their stockings were shredded and their shoes had snapped heels, and their lingerie was but tattered wisps of. Then he went through the whole thing about how inbred most of the locals were and how he didnt want his little girls first time to be with some bumbling boy with no clue how to treat a girl. Youre the perfect man for the job, Tom, he said with a wide grin on his face. Nine months from now when my little girls having your baby, his eyes went somewhat glassy at that thought, Who the fuck knows where youll be, and who the fuck cares. If one of these boys from around here gets at her, then hell be.