Then she delivered a killer smile and continued talking. I gulped some water from the jug and tried to scribble some career advice on a piece of paper... She tried to see what I was writing by bending on my table and gosh….I got full view of the fairest pair of melons in the world. I felt the pressure of 10 thousand tons in my groin, my jeans were about to be torn apart to make way for my rock solid shaft. She again noticed, gave a smile, but didn’t adjust her position. I sighed and gave her some. "Oh no," she saidfirmly, "I want him to learn to stop lying on his own. But maybe if youhad some magic way to...encourage him." Mary gave a nervous smile.The Old Man snorted, looking almost disappointed though Edgar certainlydidn't share that feeling. But then the Old Man said, "Ah, I have justthe thing." And with that he bent down behind the counter, pulling out asmall green bottle and setting it on top."What?" Mary gasped. "You don't expect me to drug him?" She looked likeshe was beginning to. We were just a little too nervous to be natural. It was incredibly exciting, though, to be going away for the weekend with her.While driving down the road, she decided to have some water to ease her thirst. Sometimes I get urges to be mischievous and one of those urges hit me while she was drinking. Normally, I can suppress those urges, but this one was just too strong. I quickly swerved over to the next lane, saying something about potholes in the road. As happens when you do that, she lurched. ’ ‘Hey before you go, how do you open a shaker?’ ‘Like this,’ Wal said, and pulled off the lid violently, spilling egg all over himself. ‘Wal your clown, you had dinner half an hour ago,’ Dave laughed, scratching under an armpit and sniffing loudly. Dave scowled and said, ‘Well someone’s yelling into this thing in my ear we’re over time. Why don’t these TV asses on chairs relax and let the show run it’s natural course? Oh well, we better pause for an urination break.’ The show then took an ad.