Julie told her daughter, "Linda, look at your son's bulge... I think he too needs help."Linda knelt in front of her son and holding him by the hips, l...oked at his bulge."Do you, son? Need mom's help? To release your tension... here?" She indicated his bulge with her eyes.Bill just smiled, shy to say yes.Julie said, "Of course he needs your help. He needs release. Look at the way he has grown! Big and hard!" Alright son, I'll help you to release your tension."How did all this tension business. "Don't we have to join a queue?" she asked him, seeing a long line of passenger waiting to check in."No, we are flying business class. There's no first class on domestic flights in Australia though, unfortunately" he told her.Once he had checked her in and got her boarding pass, they went through the security screening. Helen was concerned about her camera in her handbag, but Frank assured her that it wouldn't be affected by the x-ray, pointing to the signs. He took her up into the Qantas Club. ”“Well my niece is 17, so I guess Tamara is 17 too,” Jim said, “they're seniors in high school.”“Okay,” Wes replied, somewhat disappointedly, then he asked, “they're from here in Campbelltown then?”Jim was only telling him what he already knew from seeing the girl at the ballgame.“Fuck yeah, hey don't worry dude, there's always next year,” Jim said and then laughed broadly.“Yeah,” Wes retorted.Jim finished his coffee and stood up, “But look man, if you do manage to get a piece of that fine. " I asked what did she do to me. She replied, "Don't you worryabout that baby...you are now my teenage daughter." She continued, "Ihave always wanted a daughter to call my own but I had to have ahysterectomy before that could come to fruition. So I bought a potion,that I put in your pie, from a witch I recently met at an antique shop toturn someone into my daughter."I said, "You're crazy, undo this NOW." To which she said it wasn'tpossible. She said the magic in the potion had changed reality.