--Joan Rivers"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch".--Jack Nicholson"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where ...e lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is".--Barbara Bush"Studies show that about half of Americans have sex at work. Coincidentally, that's the same half that say they are happy with their jobs".--Melanie White"You know that look women get when they want to have sex? Me neither".--Steve Martin"Ah, yes, divorce, from the. "For making me hard? Somehow I doubt that. Just got a little excited about a certain slut coming to visit me." Guess you know me too well now. I wonder who the lucky girl is..." Are you wet, thinking about me fucking you over my table?"I was already wishing I was someplace a little more private than a restaurant on the beach."Yes. Wish I had a room to myself right now." Are there washrooms nearby?" Yes, they are a little scary." Like most restrooms in Malaysia seemed to be."I won't ask you to. What would fit?”“There is that, isn’t there. Want to stop at your apartment, pick up some things, and we’ll change together at my place?”“Sounds good.” We went to her apartment. “ I assume you’ll wear your usual white.” She picked out a black tube minidress and high-heeled black boots. “Wild, huh? You like stockings? Panties?”“Either way, if they turn you on. I’ll probably wear stockings but no panties.”“I like that. Carol, Barbie suggested that before we scene, you and I might want to do some. "What about your "mystery man?" I replied half jokingly."You're just jealous that he let me suck him off and not you." She said back half jokingly as well.She then got up to get some water and we pretty much dropped it after that. However over the next few months she would make me lick up all of my cum and pretend that it came from a massive cock. During this time I also explained that I had no desire to have sex with another man just have a fantasy of sucking a giant cock. She started telling.