The birds were chirping. Some homeless guy was idly pleasuring himself in a nearby park, using liquid rubber as lube.Wandering into a neighborhood Hal...mark store, I perused the product. I loved reading the ingenious one liners authors of these cards came up with.For example:"Thought a few warm fuzzies might help you feel better."Beneath the caption were three ducks, sunbathing.I laughed myself erect, and couldn't believe how brilliant the creators of these puns were.And right beside it, this. Fir usne mera make up start kr diya. Sabse pehel eye liner fir pink lip gloss, uske baad face pe koi cream lagai aur wapis se wig pehna di aur breast k liye bra me koi pads daal diye. me mirror me sahi me 1 ladki se kam ni lag raha tha.Then usne mujhe car me bitha k 1 shopping mall ke baahar le gayi, aur gaadi rok di.Ab usne mujhe 1 purse diya jisme kuch rupee diye aur 1 list items ki aur bola ki ye sab jaa k le aao. Mene kaha ki me kaise jaa sakta hu, wo boli ki jitna kaha gaya hai, utna kar. She occasionally would shudder herself, indicating to me that she was experiencing aftershocks too. By the time that we started having a fully lucid conversation I looked at the clock next to the bed and saw that we had been making love for an hour and a half. When I pointed this out to Cecil she said “No wonder I’m so hungry, let’s order room service.” We quickly decided what we wanted to eat – something light – and ordered. When I went to the washroom in anticipation of more fun to come –. "Hey, Scoot," Crystal said Sunday afternoon, "What do you say we get out and do something, get some exercise?" I could be talked into it," Scooter agreed. "You got any ideas?" The first thought that comes to mind is that we go out and knock the rust off our skiing and snowboarding," Crystal shrugged."Sounds like a reasonable," Scooter agreed. "It'd get me tuned up a little for surfing. Do you know if the ski lodges around here are running?" No idea," Crystal admitted. "But that would only blow.