.. You can either eat or breathe. I can't choose." I didn't say this was easy. You asked me why you couldn't say sorry. It's because you don't know wh... you're saying sorry. Are you apologising because you're splitting up, or apologising because you've made a stupid mistake and want him to take you back? Which means apologising to Hope and admitting you made a mistake. You have to decide who to apologise to, first." I don't want... I don't know, El." Those are the cards on the table, Shawna.. He jumped but didn’t pull away. We were really getting into our exploration when Greg sheepishly admitted, “you know, my wife rarely touches my cock.”I pulled back and looked at him with a devilish grin. “She does give you oral sex, doesn’t she?”. He shook his head no. “Hmmmmm… I could take care of that if you’d like me to…”. I love, love, love giving blowjobs and I could tell that Greg was sexually frustrated. He didn’t say a word as I fully unzipped his ski pants, and insulated long johns,. ”“What’s the catch?”“No catch, except that you also have to ‘lay it forward’. You have to offer yourself to three people in the next week and get them to lay it forward too.”To Rob, who hadn’t had sex in the last year, the prospect of three more sex acts in the next week seemed too good to be true.“But,” cautioned Kelly. “They must be people you wouldn’t normally consider. Not somebody you aspire to, but somebody who would be grateful for your attention.”“You mean like an old bag lady?”“Don’t. ?? Before I could ask what she meant, she was off.??And so it began, without my knowledge.? In fact, I had put it out of my mind until my phone rang that evening.? The number on the caller ID was new to me, and I answered it slightly confused.? ?Hello??? ?Hey Barbie, are you ready??? I tried to interrupt, tell her that she had the wrong number, but she only repeated herself.? ?Hey Barbie, are you ready for the experiments??? I rolled my eyes and gave a fake laugh to placate her.? ?Yeah,.