You will receive six of the best. At the end of that, when I tell you to do so, you will rise from the bed, thank me, and lick my anus. You will then ...ick my vagina until I come. Is that clear?“Yes Nikki”.I did not know whether to call Nikki Mistress or not, but she was soon pointing to the bed. I lay flat on it, and she put a pillow under my hips to raise my bottom. Looking at her over my shoulder I realised again just how big she was. I thought of Femi lying there, half my size, and her bare. -Phyllis DillerOld age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.-Phyllis DillerMy photographs don't do me justice -they just look like me.-Phyllis DillerI admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.-Phyllis DillerTranquillizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.-Phyllis DillerI asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'-Phyllis DillerThe reason the golf pro tells you to. ....mmmmbbbbbbmmmmmbbbbllllll.....," he mumbled to himself."Ok, young man, I can do all that for $2,000.00. It will be fast, discrete, and painless. I'll even throw in a full and complete legal identity that nobody can question," said the wizard."$2,000.00!" shouted Ben. "Why I've heard you've given some guys stuff that made them pretty girls for less than $25.00!" No, I didn't. They did it to themselves when they didn't follow the directions for the costume or party favor I rented to. ‘And what are we watching?’ he whisperedI jumped as he touched me but quickly relaxed as he massaged my excited nipples. I didn’t reply as the view was quite clear from our position. He cooed as he saw the view and continued to stroke my chest with one hand while the other moved down and took over working on my clit. I pushed back against his chest and closed my eyes, revelling in his touch. I soon felt his cock swelling against my bum cheeks and slowly rubbed myself against him.It wasn’t.