We made a decision to find a way in because the danger of looking for another house with somebody home was too high. Tom started checking windows and ...oors to see if something was left unlocked. As a joke I said maybe theres a key under the mat, we both let out a roaring laugh as Tom lifted the mat and found a key. The house was dark and the electricity wasnt working. I had a small flashlight on my key ring and Tom used it to find his way around. There was a fireplace, dry firewood outside the. 'Why do you think I have a nice big elk hound?' is what she said. I didn't understand, at first. It was just too far out. I had some sort of idea that she meant she kept the dog to guard her, to keep men from annoying her. Then--I guess she noticed how confused I was, she must have figured I was awful naive--then she said, 'He has such a lovely, big prick--why would I need a man?' I was really shocked. I asked her if she was joking, making fun of me? She said that she was absolutely serious.. I seldom went there, it was more of a hunting refuge for Richard, however we kept it fully stocked with the necessities (mostly liquor and wine) of a civilized life.Richard would not be in for at least another two hours so I had time to prepare everything.I went to the semi-basement den, where we kept the billiards table, foosball, home theater and other toys. In the middle of the room there was a long coffee table made of rustic wood. It would do perfectly, I imagined, until we came up with. When I was about to clarify, Shehna aunty winked at me not to tell them and I didn’t. They told me that now that I’ve come, they’re leaving for their daughter’s home as she’s alone with her children.They will be back after the rain stops. I chatted them for a while before they left. And before leaving the lady told Shehna Aunty that she’s lucky to have a man who has a good sense of humor. I smiled at them, so did Shehna aunty.I told her, “Aunty, get ready.”She said stop calling me aunty. “I’m.