I hear the door open, but I can’t see who it is from the bed. I call out, but there’s no response. I see him enter the room, and I immediately kno.... I know his shape. His movements. His scent. I sit up to greet him, but he’s already at my side, his lips crushing mine with a kiss. Our tongues tangled together in a lustful battle, I reach up to wrap my arms around his neck. I can feel that he’s still wearing his uniform. I run my hands across his strong shoulders before they make their way to. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.Three friends from the local congregation were asked, “When you’re in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?”Artie said, “I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family. We sat and chatted until my cab returned. I offered them a ride but was told they still had a few things to do. I gave him my phone number and asked him to give me a call when he had the time and we'd plan a visit sometime. I shook his hand, said good-bye to the two of them, and got in my cab. "Nice couple there," Rico told me. "You know them?" "Yeah, been with them a couple of times, if you know what I mean," and he winked at me in the rearview mirror. "Really?" "Yeah. That's one hot woman. You looked something up in either a fifteen-pound dictionary or the 1960s version of the World Book Encyclopaedia!I did the next-best thing. I went to my older sister, Laura. At home, I caught her in her room, asking if I could talk to her about something personal. She changed from her school uniform into a pretty blouse and skirt.She had me sit down on her bed. This is my best recollection of that moment from 45 years ago.“Laura, you’ve got a boyfriend, right?”“Yeah, do you have a girlfriend?.